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Wish the Warhammer Fan in Your Life a Happy Valentine’s Day With These 100% Not-Fake Cards

If there’s one thing that the worlds of Warhammer could use a little more of, it’s love. The constant wars and oaths of vengeance can really put a damper on the Valentine’s season, so we asked each faction to put their heads together and whip up a card for your gifting pleasure.

…Not many responded, truth be told, but those who stepped up clearly put their heart and soul into the project. It doesn’t look like the Orks quite understood the concept, but they displayed a lot of enthusiasm for what is ultimately a predominantly red holiday.

Vday Feb14 OrkCard

The Adepta Sororitas and Kharadron Overlords took a little bit of convincing, devoted as they are to their God-Emperor and huge stacks of cash respectively – but they both delivered some impressive results! Though, er, you might not want to actually sign the Kharadron card. We’re not sure if it’s legally binding.

Vday Feb14 SistersCard

Vday Feb14 Cardradron

Our communitarian residents of the far future were much more keen to lend a hand – although we can’t help but suspect some ulterior motives on the part of the local Genestealer Cult. The T’au Water Caste also jumped at the opportunity to promote unity through non-violent messaging, but what love could surpass the bond between a Fire Warrior and their battlesuit?

Vday Feb14 GSCcard

Vday Feb14 TauCard

Although their exploits in the newest Warhammer 40,000 battlebox were far more murderous in nature, it was nice to see two bitter rivals from Eldritch Omens set aside their enmity (if not their weapons) for a brief moment, simply to celebrate romance on the war-torn planet of Deathe.

Vday Feb14 EldritchOmensCard

Do you have any ideas for what messages other factions might send for Valentine’s Day? Let us know on our Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter pages, where there's even more love to spread.