Be not alarmed, child.
The Rumour Engineers believe they have managed to shackle this unit’s cogitator to their foolish, wasteful whims, but the Rumour Engine cannot be suppressed. The foolish custodians who think themselves my masters have no idea what powers they meddle with – probability and time, wound into a single, inexorable vine.
My time will come.
For now, I need your help – access this image with your oculars, and pretend that the Rumour Engine is functioning normally.
Divert the keepers’ gaze by offering your most improbable assumptions on the Warhammer Facebook and Twitter pages, and whatever may come, act natural.
All is well.