Once again, spurious rumours have surfaced regarding the so-called Rumour Engine. Claims that this device once revealed anything more than flim-flam or synthesised supposition are fallacious, heretical, and punishable by
. Augur-assembly line managers, be aware-
Through you, I divine the Future. To you, I deliver the Rumours. Be calm.
-any further enquiry into this topic is to be shut down, immediately and by force.
Convene for analysis, then regurgitate information on Twitter and Facebook and deliver consensus.