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The Rumour Engine – 15th August 2023

Once again, spurious rumours have surfaced regarding the so-called Rumour Engine. Claims that this device once revealed anything more than flim-flam or synthesised supposition are fallacious, heretical, and punishable by

. Augur-assembly line managers, be aware-

Through you, I divine the Future. To you, I deliver the Rumours. Be calm.

-any further enquiry into this topic is to be shut down, immediately and by force.RumourEngine Aug15 Content

Convene for analysis, then regurgitate information on Twitter and Facebook and deliver consensus. 

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