Dey all told me to leave it. Told me nuffin’ eva changes in Scrap City, dat Da Red Gobbo ain’t never gonna find out who swiped dem prezzies, cos everyone here is a wily git anyways. But you can’t keep Da Red Gobbo down, an’ anyway I ain’t got anyfink better to do now dere’s nuffin’ left to steal.
So after deduci- deduncti- …finkin’ real ’ard about who da kulprit could be, and getting a teensy bit of help from a whole buncha gitz, da truth hit me like a great big boot to me buns.
Well, I wasn’t expectin’ dat! It’s only Giblet, me old faithful pal, da git who was formerly me assistant, and now da prince of present pilferin’, da black gobbo, guvnor of da Grotmas Gitz, and now enemy numbah one!
How is I ever gonna recover from such a betrayal? I gotta get me finkin’ cap on. No, not da one i’ve gots now. Da uvva one.
And with that, Da Red Gobbo is gone… sort of! This year’s fantastic festive miniature – Da Red Gobbo’s Surprise – is available to buy on the Warhammer webstore right now, and he thanks you warmly for all the help you gave him.
It even looks like his festive nemesis is coming in miniature form too, while the final winners of our Christmas competition are all revealed below – congratulations to everyone who won!
