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After decades of success supplying pin badges to bag straps and newsboy caps everywhere, we’re on the cusp of the next great advance in Warhammer-themed accessorising. In an effort to stave off the exhaustion of the pin mines* supplying our monolithic badge foundry, a new line of high quality pendants, rings, and bangles is coming to the Warhammer Merch store this summer.
Where lesser jewellers use so-called ‘precious’ stones for their baubles, our friends from the city of Hel Crown use only the finest raw warpstone from a glowing cave they found under the town square. Its natural vividity and gentle warmth make it the perfect gift for partners who appreciate the adventurous, and who won’t be held down by archaic concepts such as ‘diamonds are forever’ or ‘your hand should have fingers, not toes’.
Warpstone jewellery by Warhammer will be available to the public as soon as we get rid of the final few inspections and audits. Any day now.
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* We were told they used to be in Cornwall. At least it sounded like that.