We've had someone in to look at the Advent Engine – they've managed to supercharge its nightmare warp engines so there shouldn’t be any more issues. Let's see if it's fixed.
Oh no! That's made it worse. That'll teach us to use an enginseer with an eight-pointed star in their listing. Share your guesses, my children, on the nature of this nightmare at our Warhammer Age of Sigmar and Warhammer 40,000 Facebook pages.
The Advent Engine is bringing us glimpses of the future right up until Christmas. Catch up on all of these disturbing reveals right here.