We’re not convinced that today’s image is actually a miniature, rather than a window into the inner workings of the Rumour Engine itself. It does look rather like it makes things go zoom though, doesn’t it?
Perhaps the Rumour Engine was actually a jet turbine all along, and we’ve just been making this up on the spot every week to pretend our images come from a higher power. Or, maybe you know exactly what it is, and you’re itching to tell us – either way, report to Facebook or Twitter/X and let us know.