Alright, no funny business this week, we said we’ll give you a weapon and – spoiler alert – we’re going back to basics with a sword. You can’t go wrong with swords.
What kind of sword is it? Our expert analysts have concluded that it’s “a wet one”. Look, just go over to Facebook, X, and Instagram, tell us ‘it’s a sword, mate’ and we can all clock off early for the day. Sound good?