Bob: What’s huge, has big teeth, and is covered in scales, Jim?
Jim: That’s easy, Bob – a Kroxigor.
Bob: No, Jim. It’s a Kroxigor.
Jim: Er… that’s what I just said, Bob.
Bob: Oh, sorry, Jim. I couldn’t hear you over the sound of that Kroxigor’s Kroxi-roar!
Alyssa: You’re not wrong, guys – it’s deafening here, pitchside. I thought the Saurus were loud enough, but then this scaly behemoth stomped onto the astrogranite and uttered such an ear-splitting roar that more than a few fans have soiled their breeches. It’s starting to smell like a sewer down here!
Lizardmen teams everywhere have been hiring these monstrous reptiles to dominate the line of scrimmage, freeing up their Saurus to do what they do best – punch, claw, and bite their way through the opposition to create space for a speedy Skink to slip through and make for the end zone.
Let’s take a look at the Kroxigor’s stats to remind ourselves why they’re such an asset to Lizardmen coaches, beyond their obvious physical strength.
With an AV of 10+ and Thick Skull, a Kroxigor is a nightmare to get off the field. It may not be able to handle the ball with any semblance of skill or grace, but that’s not its purpose – using its Strength of 5 and Prehensile Tail to beat down (or at the very least, pin down) and trip up opposing players is what it does best.
Right, back to you guys in the commentary box – I’m off to find some earmuffs before I lose my hearing for good!
Jim: Thanks for that, Alyssa. I think all this roaring is giving Bob flashbacks from his playing career.
Bob: You’re damn right, Jim. Let me at ’em! I’ve still got a mean right hook.
Jim: Yes, Bob, but if a Kroxigor catches your punch with its open jaws, you’ll have to replace what’s left of your fist with an ACTUAL hook…
The Kroxigor is available for pre-order soon – so get ready for its arrival by getting your own Lizardmen team painted in preparation.