All our rumours, gone! As is so often the case in hindsight, it turns out that the RumourChain was actually some kind of daemonic ponzi scheme. We’ve been duped again – and were no more than a cog in this infinite, grinding machine. Still, we’ve still got the old Rumour Engine, and we can begin again. O, divine device, grant us succour in our time of need!
Just like the good old days. What a pleasant… uh, erm… thing it has shown us. If you have the foggiest idea what it might be, let us know on Twitter and Facebook. It’s good to have things back to normal, right?