A breakthrough! All this time we’ve been treating the Rumour Engine like a sentient being – asking it nicely and so on – and we never tried just flicking its power switch off and on like a box of soulless silicon wafers we’ve tricked into approximating sentience. Let’s see who’s ‘too good for this monotonous servitude’ now, buckaroo.
See – nothing but pure, unfiltered unknowability. Let us know what you think you can see on Facebook or Twitter, and come back next week for another hassle-free prediction from our new and improved Rumour Engine.