The Rumour Engine – 25th of February

If you’ve ever seen those terrifying machines that shred the inside of a coconut, you’ll know exactly what this is – another tool in the arsenal of Warhammer’s premier culinarians.

If you have any other ideas about what it might be, feel free to tell us on Facebook and Instagram, but we think we’re pretty on the money. Maybe if we give the basement acolytes some coconut, they’ll stop bothering us for ‘real food’...