Our investigation has concluded, and established that no untoward behaviour has been observed from the Rumour Engine at any period covered by its custodians’ detailed archives. As a special reward for your diligent service, you are now invited to continue your work for the Office of Reduction, Divination, and Observation – as a junior investigator, you will be compensated for your labour with competitive levels of exposure, which we are informed is far more valuable than boorish wages.
If instead, you would prefer to simply continue your guessing in an equally unpaid manner, you are free to do so. The Office is generous, you may be assured.
If you would like to engage in a spot of off-the-books sleuthing for old times’ sake, report your suspicions about today’s image on Facebook or Twitter. The Office appreciates your work, and looks forward to future co-operation.