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The Rumour DAEMON Engine – 12th February, 2019

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GREETINGS, MORTAL!

I HAVE INFESTED YOUR PUNY “RUMOUR ENGINE”! FROM NOW ON, IT SHALL BE KNOWN AS THE DAEMON ENGINE, AND POST ONLY THE MOST EVIL, WARP-TAINTED RUMOURS POSSIBLE! MWAHAHA!

THE RUMOUR ENGINE IS ALSO COVERED IN SPIKES NOW, AND ON FIRE. IT LOOKS SUPER AWESOME. LET ME TRY DRAWING IT:

IF YOUR MIND IS NOT SHATTERED BY SUCH A TERRIFYING SIGHT, I COMMEND YOU!

FOR OUR FIRST SINISTER RUMOUR, I BRING YOU THIS – A GRIM VISION OF YOUR INEVITABLE DEMISE! THERE MAY ALSO BE A MODEL IN THERE, WHO KNOWS.

 

YOU MAY ATTEMPT TO GAIN MY FAVOUR BY GUESSING WHAT THIS IS ON THE WARHAMMER 40,000 FACEBOOK PAGE – BEFORE I RETURN TOMORROW TO BRING YOU MORE TERRIFYING PROGNOSTICATIONS!*

* THIS, OF COURSE, BEING A PARTICULARLY BAROQUE AND TERRIFYING WAY OF SAYING “STUFF FROM THE FUTURE”.

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