The Rumour Engine – 3rd of September

What’s worse than a wickedly sharp blade? One moist with unidentifiable goo. We don’t even know what colour those droplets are; red would be pretty bad, but imagine if they were green – that’s cruise control for “Look at me, I’m poison”.

Tell us what you think this is over at Facebook and Twitter/X, and don’t just say ‘wet stick, innit”, there’s already a dozen people in front of you waiting to comment.