The Rumour Engine acolytes are a crafty lot, and after we stopped them bothering the Bugman's kitchen for more than their mandated Citadel Colour gruel,* they started sending suggestive food-themed images instead.
We’ve shut that right down – it’s another month of chewing paint brushes for them – but those pictures aren’t going to waste. Just check out this tong-looking thing.
Why yes, our salad tongs do have striped power cables. How else do you make them clack together to ensure they work? If you think you know what delightful diner is getting ready to tuck in, tell us on Facebook and Instagram.
* The Contrast Medium adds extra flavour.**
** Please do not actually eat paints.
