The prevailing feedback we got from last week’s Rumour Engine was that it was ‘too wet’. We can understand this: that is not a healthy amount of liquid slopping off a blade. Never fear, kind readers, as we’ve dug around our pile of Rumour Engine printouts and found the driest, most moisture-free blade ever depicted.
Not a drop – it’s like eating an unbranded breakfast wheat biscuit without milk in the desert. Before we forget, you can also have a guess what it is over at Facebook and Twitter/X, should your fancy take you.